Saturday, January 31, 2009

More Aikens On The Way!?!

It was recently confirmed that Clay and Jaymes were expecting again. I wanted to give you the inside scoop. Apparently, Jaymes is carrying twin boys. The two little guys were conceived via invitro fertilization using Reed's sperm. Jaymes gave birth prematurely, but luckily the twins were alright.

Proud papa Clay was standing by in the delivery room. I made a deal with People magazine to get the first photo of the little guys.

Here it is:


(FOR CHRIST'S SAKE PEOPLE, THIS IS FOR LAUGHS ONLY.)

52 comments:

  1. now i know your full of shit

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  2. your worse then the national enquirer

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  3. let's just hope that if they really do have more kids they won't have tiny reed heads cause it's just a tiiiiiny bit creepy ;)

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  4. 8:50 and 8:53, are you related to Caitlin? She can't spell and neither can you. The connection only made sense.

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  5. Interior Monkey said...

    8:50 and 8:53, are you related to Caitlin? She can't spell and neither can you. The connection only made sense.


    nope. but i know you look like a man

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  6. Caitlin, you can't hide behind anon sweetheart. Your writing is unique. Everybody knows it.

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  7. honey your not that smart, give it up

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  8. Anonymous said...

    Interior Monkey said...

    8:50 and 8:53, are you related to Caitlin? She can't spell and neither can you. The connection only made sense.


    nope. but i know you look like a man


    Ouch. Nice insult considering I am male. Christ. How many times have we gone over this? It's like this people. For those who have forgotten: Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

    Class is dismissed.

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  9. Anonymous said...

    honey your not that smart, give it up

    I'm not? Oh that's right. I forgot. Yep. You're much smarter than a college graduate because you graduated...oh yeah..."HIGH SCHOOL". I'll pat you on the back and give you a cookie for that one.

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  10. your not a guy, if you were you wouldn't mind showing everybody who you really are

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  11. lol that is a funny picture!

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  12. Interior Monkey said...

    Anonymous said...

    honey your not that smart, give it up

    I'm not? Oh that's right. I forgot. Yep. You're much smarter than a college graduate because you graduated...oh yeah..."HIGH SCHOOL". I'll pat you on the back and give you a cookie for that one.


    a little paranoid? you have no idea who i am or anybody else that posts Anon

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  13. Interior Monkey said...

    Reed Kelly. There. I said it.



    you wish

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  14. Don't you have anything better to do on a Saturday night than sit at home and harass bloggers on the internet?

    OOH! If you hurry you might be able to catch those reruns of MacGuyver!

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  15. nope. I should ask you the same question. Don't you have something better to do then claim to be an insider and stalk Clay?

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  16. I honestly don't care who IM is. I just know that these blogs make me smile. Why don't y'all take a chill pill?

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  17. you would care if you knew who it really was, if it was HockeyDonna and her friends you would have plenty to say.

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  18. Anonymous said...

    you would care if you knew who it really was, if it was HockeyDonna and her friends you would have plenty to say.

    If it bothers YOU so much, then why are you here? I still don't care who it is.

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  19. This blog is not written by "HockeyDonna" at all. She's not that funny. And neither are her 'friends'.

    IM, your photoshop is hilarious! I love the little patches over the Reed twins' private areas! Heeee!

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  20. I don't care who you are, you are funny and that's all I care about, this fandom needs some laughs right now

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  21. dollygirl said...

    This blog is not written by "HockeyDonna" at all. She's not that funny. And neither are her 'friends'.

    IM, your photoshop is hilarious! I love the little patches over the Reed twins' private areas! Heeee!



    well your right they aren't funny and they aren't funny in this blog so it is them!

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  22. Think what you want. Your logic amazes me.

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  23. thank you! It serves me well, and your incompetence and your ignorance amazes me

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  24. Wow, you finally learned how to use "your" in the right context. Congratulations!

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  25. bitch I have always known how to use "your" somebody is still paranoid, medication helps for that

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  26. How am I paranoid when I merely tell you that your grammatical errors are annoying?

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  27. Anonymous said...

    bitch I have always known how to use "your" somebody is still paranoid, medication helps for that

    I will ask you again...WHY are you here?? If I throw a stick, will you please leave?

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  28. Guinevere said...

    Anonymous said...

    bitch I have always known how to use "your" somebody is still paranoid, medication helps for that

    I will ask you again...WHY are you here?? If I throw a stick, will you please leave?


    its fun to torture her, that's why!



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    How am I paranoid when I merely tell you that your grammatical errors are annoying?


    a few minor grammatical errors are not a big deal, is your head gonna explode if I really spell badly? that would be fun to watch

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  29. Caitlin or whoever you are, from the looks of it from an outsider, it doesn't seem like you are torturing anybody. Just looks like you are making a fool of yourself. As usual.

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  30. a few minor grammatical errors are not a big deal, is your head gonna explode if I really spell badly? that would be fun to watch

    They're a big deal to me. The use of the English language, spelling and punctuation has gone to Hell in a handbag.

    And really...what part of I'M A MAN don't you understand?

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  31. From what I see, there are people out there who are convinced they know who does this blog. Except they keep changing their mind, and they are equally convinced every time. It's kind of funny to watch. I don't know who it is, but the monkey writes like a man to me. But if he's a man, that means those people are all wrong, and then they have to start all over again with their guesses and investigations. As the Clay World Turns, I'll stay tuned for the entertainment.

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  32. Anon @ 1:18 I tend to agree with you. IM states that he's a man. Until I have reason to doubt him, I'm going to believe it.

    The CSI bunch has made it their mission to investigate everything it seems. I swear some of these fans are a few clowns short of a circus.

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  33. Interior Monkey said...

    For the last fucking time, I'M A MAN.



    U my hav yurslf fuled to, U doo lok lke a maaan butt I no yuur noot


    Just to drive you fucking crazy i will spell like that from now on.

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  34. Anonymous said...

    Caitlin or whoever you are, from the looks of it from an outsider, it doesn't seem like you are torturing anybody. Just looks like you are making a fool of yourself. As usual.


    listen asshole, your posting Anon as well so maybe your her too

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  35. listen asshole, your posting Anon as well so maybe your her too
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    Sorry, Caitlin, but your writing "style" is very distinct. Besides, the blog owner would be able to tell it's you from your IP address.

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  36. Caitlin/Annoying Person: You are not funny. The cheese is dangerously close to sliding off your cracker. Grow up.

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  37. Caitlin/Annoying Person: You are not funny. The cheese is dangerously close to sliding off your cracker. Grow up.
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    BWAHAHAHAHA! I love that expression!!!

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  38. me grow up? your the one who makes fun of other people's spelling and grammer, for the record Anon wasent me, been too busy with RL to come here. As for you all making fun of it, do you really think i give a damn? i know i have bad spelling i dont care, if you know what i'm talking about it shouldn't be a problem. and if you think it hurts me like any of the other bullshit that's said about me your sadly mistaken. it doesn't affect me any. and you said you can tell my writing skills, well you know what HockeyDonna(i know it's you) I can tell your writing skills anywhere myself considering you used to harass me non stop on myspace and the CV about the same damn things!!! your no better then your friend FBM. so fuck off and bite me

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  39. Caitlin, you think I'm Hockeydonna? I'm pleased to know that because now I can quit my meaningless job to start work immediately as a rocket scientist.

    Let's leave the spelling out of the equation for a moment. I think you're screaming for attention.Do you realize how immature your temper tantrums make you appear? Do you care? Do you know the way to San Jose? Do you hear what I hear? Oops...sorry, got a little off track.

    My point is that if you want people to treat you with respect, then try to extend the same courtesy here please. You can catch more flies with honey...just sayin.

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  40. Well said, Guinevere. It cracks me up that people think they "know" stuff.

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  41. Caitlin, if you have one, go home. Please. Or go write your own blog. Or even better, call a self help hotline.

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  42. Damn. So, this is what happens when your (NOT you're) bubble is in the shop?? You miss the fun starting back up? Why didn't someone call me? *g*

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  43. And the little Reeds are wee bit scary!

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  44. But aren't they cuuuttte? :)

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  45. where did everyone go? Are Reed and Clay back home?

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