More Aikens On The Way!?!

It was recently confirmed that Clay and Jaymes were expecting again. I wanted to give you the inside scoop. Apparently, Jaymes is carrying twin boys. The two little guys were conceived via invitro fertilization using Reed's sperm. Jaymes gave birth prematurely, but luckily the twins were alright.

Proud papa Clay was standing by in the delivery room. I made a deal with People magazine to get the first photo of the little guys.

Here it is:


(FOR CHRIST'S SAKE PEOPLE, THIS IS FOR LAUGHS ONLY.)

Clay Tested, Mother Approved

Most of you have probably seen these before, but I thought that for those that hadn't, I'd provide them with a tasty little treat. Here are the new photos from Reed Kelly's Corbett Photoshoot.

Before some of you start bitching, yes they come courtesy of Reed directly from his Facebook, the place I imagine some of you found them before I posted them today. Go ahead and blow up about it as I'm guessing you will. Send out your best scavengers, if you don't have them digging already.

To all of you who haven't seen these, enjoy. I'm baaaaaaack.

FBM ARRESTED!

Kristin Rumian AKA Jessie AKA FBM was arrested at the Shubert Theatre January 3rd at 8:05pm. She was in jail for 24 hours before being released on personal recognizance.

There is ongoing legal action being taken against her, therefore I cannot go more in depth about the situation.

The people who thought they knew everything sometimes were just impediment to the whole process. You know who you are and you will still not listen to anything other than what you choose to believe. Also, those of you who think that it's your business and continue to investigate this, LEAVE IT ALONE AND LET THE PEOPLE INVOLVED AND PROFESSIONALS HANDLE IT. Stay out of other people's business.

Here's proof. Please click the photo and enlarge if necessary. PLEASE DO NOT VISIT THE WEBSITE. The link was not posted because hotlinking is not allowed.

Put That In Your Juice Box and Suck It

HEY GUYS! You can all thank the bitches over at Chexxy's for spreading their shit causing this blog to go down the toilet along with them. You guys wanted to party in the sewer right? WELL NOW YOU CAN!

I bet that all of you complaining about it were the same ones coming here getting pictures of Clay. Guess what? You got them. "Oh but you didn't post any bowtie pictures!" Guess what? Life ain't all about the bowtie. Learn to deal. I'll just go look at the big beautiful bowtie pictures all by myself. Reed did look so adorable that night. No wonder you people drive away anyone trying or wanting to be a fan!

I have NOT heard any negative talk from any other board (except Chexxy's and Clayversity) and I wanted to thank everyone who has read the blog, defended both it and me, and continued to be a loyal reader. I apologize that it has to end this way. You can all thank the funsuckers for that. Let's punish everyone I say! They wanted to play stone the sinner with a man made of rubber. Go ahead. Throw your stones.

For those of you still interested in reading, this blog will be made private. However, you can still continue to read posts if you create a blogger login ID.

If any wind of controversy is caught after this blog is made private, all posts will stop indefinitely.

Thanks again to all of you who were so kind.

"X" Marks The Spot

Thanks to the fans who have shown support here. I know that there is a vocal minority that always wants to cause trouble. I also know that there are a lot of people that are intimidated by the fans who are always trying to control them. You all know which group of individuals I'm referring to. Why do you all make it a point everyday to go and ruin the fun for everyone?
The people who are always digging and looking for things, it's amazing how frequently the interpretations of their findings are wrong. I've said that I'm new to this. When asked about attributions, I've added them to both photos and videos.

If you intend on searching for buried treasure, you could have just asked for a treasure map. No wonder you people drive away anyone who WANTS OR TRIES to be a fan.


From now on all blogs will be TEXT ONLY, if I blog at all.

The Witch Is Here!!!!

Here's what really happens backstage at a Broadway Show. By the way, did you borrow my Hairspray? (video courtesy of D.R.)

Just To Clarify A Few Things

Some individuals have been making accusations and I'd just like to clear things up.

#1- I DID NOT and DO NOT steal pictures.

How would it have been possible for me to "steal" these pictures so quickly? Do not make assumptions. Just because someone claims that those are their pictures doesn't make it so. Anybody who wants to stir up trouble could say that. I may not have taken all of the photos myself, but none of these pictures are stolen. The 2 from Clay's last night I said came from elsewhere.

#2-My Motives

I do not have ulterior motives. I just have thoughts and ideas. This blog was started all in fun. All I wanted to do was share some unbiased information and knowledge with people who might be interested. Other fans write blogs to talk about Clay, so why not another one? The more the merrier I say! I'm not trying to pull one over on anybody, I'm just trying to have fun. Knowing that Clay was finishing his run in Spamalot and that I had pictures and information that people might be interested in, I figured "why not blog?". Occasionally, I try my hand at comedy, but lately it looks like I shouldn't quit my day job.

#3-Questions

I see that people are asking a lot of questions about various things in the comments. If I'm not answering them right away, it may be because I plan on blogging at a later date to answer your question. So..if you've asked a question and I haven't gotten to you just yet, I'm not ignoring you.

Also, The main intention of this blog was not just to post pictures. It just so happened that with the closing of Spamalot, I had the ability to post at a time when I thought people would enjoy them most. For those interested, I plan on blogging about other shows as well. Another thing is that some of you may feel that I'm being rude. That's really just my sense of humor. For example: a guy that shits his pants every night, obviously referring to Sir Robin, is not in ANY WAY a slam to Clay. I was just trying out my hand at blog humor and it backfired. I'm sorry if that offended anyone due to miscommunication. Please know that anything of that tone said in this blog is for HUMOROUS PURPOSES. Thanks for reading!

Also, pictures may travel, but NOT TO THE OFC!